I have a confession: I love the Dollar Tree. Every single time I visit this wonderful store, I can't believe how much stuff you can buy for just a dollar. Potting soil! And bedsheets! And pregnancy tests! And energy drinks! And teeth whitening systems!
That last one is what I'm here to experiment with. It'll probably kill me because heaven knows if you buy it for a dollar it can't be any good, but I'm living on the edge, people! Warning: some very disturbing pictures will follow.
So here it is. One tube of suspiciously tasteless goop and a rubber tooth tray. I feel nervous.
Just in case you weren't sufficiently traumatized as a child, here's a before shot of my teeth. This scares even me.
And here I am with the tooth tray in my mouth full of foaming goop, trying not to swallow any of this potentially-poisonous substance. The instructions said to wear it for five minutes in the morning and five minutes at night until "the desired shade of whiteness is achieved." I've done it twice now. We'll see what happens. If anything happens to me, tell my mom I love her...
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